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OMG ok ppl that would go with me to TRL i need ppl to go with me to TRL to meet fall out boy yes yes ok tell me in skool or in comment!

_caitlin_

asked by blue on 2005-06-16 02:59:00 hey have u ever seen The Notebook and if u did , did u cry? , i cried ,it was so sad and sweet, and if not , watch it!

answered by peter on 2005-06-16 09:28:00 "i wrote you every day for a year". say that to me and i will swoon.

asked by hope on 2005-06-15 20:37:00 How does patrick sing the emotion in the songs that u (pete) wrote.. Do you have to explain it to him or does he just know?

answered by peterface on 2005-06-16 10:02:00 me and patrick can finish eachothers sentences. this is what makes it so funny when people ask us if we care that you think the the other one is hotter or cooler, or how much everyone makes a big deal about who writes what or is where in photos. we don't care. that kid is my best friend and the rest of the world could blow up and fall out boy can break up and he still will be.

asked by Molly on 2005-06-16 10:04:00 Pete, if you had a time machine, where in time would you go?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-16 11:42:00 i'd love to go to the end of it all. i bet that would be an amazing sunset.

asked by Kate on 2005-06-16 18:56:00 For real, do you and my chemical romance not get along? If so, this is upsetting

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-16 20:21:00 no, actually they are some of our best friends, me and mikey have a gang called "the sweet little dudes". that was a joke hence all the use of words with "z" instead of "s"

asked by SUPERJEW on 2005-06-16 18:36:00 pete, my dad just came home and told me that he was standing next to travis barker from blink 182 at the bus stop when he left for work but he didnt even say hi to him. how mad should i be at him even tho he is taking me to see you guys at warped tour in 2 days? p.s. if i lick u at warped would u lick me back?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-16 20:25:00 why on earth ia travis taking the bus?

asked by cherbear on 2005-06-16 16:36:00 3 things. 1. you never answer any of my questions, whats with that, who choses which ones will get answered? 2. its actually "lying is the most fun a girl could have without taking her clothes off" 3. did u know that theres an episode of The Simpsons where Milhouse plays a comic book character named Fallout Boy, isnt that fun?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-16 20:33:00 lots of very useful information, thanks.

asked by Alexander on 2005-06-18 02:00:00 Hey Peter, Will you get patrick to anwser this question? Thnx.

answered by peter on 2005-06-18 02:10:00 patrick says "no"

asked by JOE TEEEEEEE on 2005-06-18 00:19:00 I GOT A INDIAN SUMMER SCHOOL TEACHER! isnt that awesome?! hes so cool. he bought me a drink. i like older men. jungle fever is good . how do you guys feel about ages?

answered by peterrrrrrrpan on 2005-06-18 02:14:00 we don't understand this question. we are glad this makes you happy though.

asked by hazel on 2005-06-17 23:17:00 pete- have you ever spun out of control and fell during shows? and have you ever hit something with your bass? or joe maybe?

answered by p on 2005-06-18 02:19:00 joe gave me 4 stitches above my eye, i hit patrick between the eyes, i knocked myself out, joe gave me 3 stitches in my head.... etc.

asked by katlyn on 2005-06-20 03:22:00 Peter, you seem to love to lick your guitar. If I dressed up as a guitar, what would you do?

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 03:28:00 probably throw you around and knock you out of tune. maybe i would hit you into joe a couple of times too.

asked by suzie derkins on 2005-06-20 00:05:00 hey pete,you always talk about patrick being your best friend but where is the love for joe and andy?

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 03:36:00 i got no love for those ho's. ofcourse i love them.

asked by meeeeeeee on 2005-06-20 00:00:00 pete whats your favorite body part?

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 03:37:00 on me or you?

asked by parker on 2005-06-20 10:36:00 usually when bands get really famous they turn into these arrogant assholes who think everyone sux but them. u guys wont turn into arrogant dickheads right?

answered by pete on 2005-06-20 11:09:00 nah we were arrogant assholes from the start.

asked by shelby on 2005-06-19 22:54:00 do you like guys with red hair or brown hair? and i think you guys are DEAD SEXY!!!

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 11:50:00 huh? we like all guys!

asked by stephanie on 2005-06-19 22:31:00 being a girl, i dont know what it feels like being hit in the balls, tell me, what does it feel like.

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 11:52:00 take the cramps you feel when you have your period. multiply that times one hundred and isolate it into one 10 second feeling that creeps from your crotch into your stomach before making you gag.

asked by Maria on 2005-06-20 13:48:00 Holy Shit! You guys have security now? When did that happen?

answered by pete on 2005-06-20 16:14:00 when the security guard in montreal decided he wanted to fight me... we have security so that we don't get beat up, cause we're little. not for fans or anything. its just a friend of ours.

asked by Kennedy on 2005-06-20 12:14:00 My parents decided to name us all after presidents (my two sisters are named Reagan and Madison). It this totally lame or totally kick-ass?

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 16:34:00 very hot.

asked by priti is really cool on 2005-06-20 11:36:00 if you had to analyze yourself into an animal, what would you be?

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 16:40:00 maybe a penguin. cause they're birds and pretty much the only point of birds is to fly and they can't. don't cry for me, im moving to the northpole.

asked by Ginger on 2005-06-20 16:43:00 Pete- have my babies?

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 17:07:00 i dont have the proper equipment to have your babies. maybe you could have mine.

asked by Amanda on 2005-06-20 18:16:00 Penguins live in the Antartica (a.k.a. the south pole) not the north pole. Sorry...that was not really a queston.

answered by pete on 2005-06-20 18:30:00 duh. thats why im heading there. to be original. er...

asked by nickfromct on 2005-06-20 18:05:00 hey pete, i was wondering what happened with the security guard? i heard stuff but not sure whats true & not. xxoo nicholas

answered by peter on 2005-06-20 18:35:00 the last answer to this question: everyday warped tour production has a meeting with local production and goes over who does what during certain sets. they go over how we go down to the crowd during our last song just so the local guys know. during saturday i go down with a mic to get close to the crowd. a local guy freaks out and grabs me, i try to get up and go back to the crowd and he pulls me by my neck. my natural instinct is to push him off me. as i do another guy grabs me by the throat and pulls me to the ground. i punch the one guy off of me. the other chokes me unconcious. i dont remember what happened after that but i guess Warped and kevin freaked out and pulled them off. we finished the song. end of story. no drama. other than that is simply too violent of a way to deal with crowdsurfers and i dont want that happening to any of our frieds, fans or other bands. the guy apologized, the local security apologized. all is forgiven, in the heat of the moment it got out of hand. but he admitted he overreacted and oh well people make mistakes. i have made alot in my day.

asked by Allison on 2005-06-22 17:44:00 Pete, When you come to Orlando will you come to Chuckie Cheese with me? by the way, your hair is pretty as can be.

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-27 13:06:00 id love to go to chuckie cheese. it is pretty much my favorite resturaunt.

asked by Hmm on 2005-06-22 13:17:00 What do you do when life gets to that unbearable point where taking a bunch of pills and going to sleep (forever) sounds good?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-27 13:42:00 write.

asked by Katie on 2005-06-22 13:23:00 Hey Pete, would you cut your hair really short if I gave you a nickle and a hug on the Warped tour? -Katie

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-27 13:44:00 how short are we talking?

asked by Atta on 2005-06-22 13:08:00 pete not all girls get cramps when they have their period.

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-27 13:58:00 thank you. i will try and remember that next time i am giving a lecture on that subject.

asked by Laura on 2005-06-22 16:56:00 Pete, you are a much better girl than I am. Can you teach me to put on eyeliner?

answered by pete on 2005-07-04 19:16:00 heavy and hard.

asked by Aleks on 2005-06-22 16:35:00 Peterpanda, may I open you before christmas?

answered by peter on 2005-07-04 19:19:00 my package is kinda small.

asked by Ro on 2005-06-22 15:42:00 do you like bubbles and swords?

answered by pete on 2005-07-04 19:32:00 yes mostly when combined in the movie: spirited away

asked by liz on 2005-07-21 17:11:00 holy shit it actually works

answered by on 2005-07-21 17:25:00 omfg, amazing. technology these days...

asked by Ellen on 2005-07-22 12:55:00 ok during sugar we`re going down on the record you don`t scream ,why do ya do it live then?i liked it better when you guys didn`t scream...oh well it`s a good song both ways.

answered by pete on 2005-07-22 13:02:00 because i am a monster.

asked by BE*cky on 2005-07-24 15:31:00 pete, i adore you. i honestly do. i want to meet you. you seem like you would be someone who would hold a good conversation. i was watching spirited away, and thought to drop you a message. you should watch osme another movies from the same studio. they have another really good one. Patrick, will you please trim your sideburns?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-07-24 21:41:00 yeah i love all of his movies but i must admit i also love patricks sideburns exactly the way they are.

asked by Ashley on 2005-07-25 18:25:00 AHHHHH Pete...reading all this makes you seem like a shy guy who can come off as an asshole but is really a great person, I have the same problem and I think we should take a class together on our people skills.

answered by p on 2005-07-25 18:28:00 what if today is opposite day, and we're just assholes who come off as shy guys.

asked by Kat on 2005-07-25 18:03:00 Hey...could you name your next new song "Patrick I liked you better before you had side-burns"? Youd be awesome. PS: You are not just good a screaming, the way you spin that guitar around yourself is out of this world!

answered by peter on 2005-07-25 18:30:00 screaming and spinning? double threat man. i should have a wife in no time.

asked by sam on 2005-07-25 19:59:00 do you or patrick do coccain?		answered by peter on 2005-07-25 20:00:00 nope
asked by jenn on 2005-07-25 17:39:00 pete why do lick your bass, cuz i think its really gross		answered by peter on 2005-07-25 18:36:00 just to gross you out.

asked by submit YOUR question on 2005-07-25 20:04:00 why does the box say "submit you question"? did u guys learn anything in elementary school?

answered by p on 2005-07-25 20:05:00 never heard that one before. the only thing we learned is that you spell "you" like this: "u"...

asked by lizzie on 2005-07-25 20:07:00 Every one at the messageboard is treating me like shit. Can you tell them to be nicer to me cause its makeing feel really sad about myself. Also, I want to let you guys know your music is really awsome and I standed up for you guys. Love you lots ------LIZZIE p.s please anser more of my questions. p.s.s for every one that reads this my email is emochick10392@yahoo.com

answered by pete on 2005-07-25 20:11:00 i know what its like to get down on yourself from reading stuff online... dont let it get to you. for every shitty thing someone says there is someone out there thinking good things about you, thats what i have learned. thanks for posting your smiles.

*I Emailed Her*

asked by brittany on 2005-07-25 20:04:00 id just like to clarify that no one could pull off sideburns like patrick, i mean cmon, whats wrong with you people?..oh and pete, hows it going?

answered by p on 2005-07-25 20:12:00 that rules. i agree.

asked by doyucaretodie on 2005-07-30 14:20:00 what do you do when your becoming something you hate and you never wont to be. Please help me. Brittany

answered by peterpanda on 2005-07-30 18:37:00 its never too late to turn it all around. thats the best thing about being alive.

asked by Ariam on 2005-07-30 01:41:00 Patrick and Andy are so sexy!

answered by peter on 2005-07-30 18:44:00 true.

asked by me on 2005-07-29 23:21:00 haha i just read a fan fic about you and frankie from mcr going out.

answered by peter on 2005-07-30 18:48:00 man, you wish that was fiction.

asked by Britttt on 2005-07-30 19:57:00 I read a lot of band journals and you are mentioned in almost all of them. How/why are you so popular?

answered by peter on 2005-07-30 21:12:00 i pay good money for all my friends.

asked by MiaMouse on 2005-08-04 17:07:00 Random question. What would you do if you could be a female for 24 hours? (other than jump up and down to watch your breasts bounce and masturbate yourself into a coma)

answered by peterpanda on 2005-08-04 21:56:00 laugh at how stupid boys are.

asked by Kailee on 2005-08-04 14:43:00 Is hard to beleive that the screaming in the Saturday video cam efromyou, pete. Where does it come from?!

answered by peterpanda on 2005-08-04 21:59:00 this magical place full of wizards and unicorns. believe.

asked by dancrgrl1508 on 2005-08-04 07:58:00 hey pete tell patrick he is hot. and ask him whats with the glasses?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-08-04 22:04:00 1. okay 2. i think they help him see

asked by Nicool on 2005-08-04 04:35:00 Pete, if I knitted you some booties, would you wear them?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-08-04 22:05:00 what are booties?

asked by steve on 2005-08-04 22:24:00 Pete, today i told you i had a mancrush on you and you laughed. Then i made eye contact with you while you guys were playing and i blew you a kiss and you laughed again. Does this mean i have a chance?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-08-04 22:38:00 oh dont we love mixed signals.

asked by tatortot on 2005-08-12 17:21:00 i love you guys so much!! i love sugar were goin down!!! do you, pete, come in a smaller size cuz you are so hot and sexy???

answered by pete on 2005-08-12 20:40:00 i think i am the smallest model they make.

asked by Hooters on 2005-08-12 15:41:00 breasts or brains???!!

answered by pete on 2005-08-12 20:44:00 brains- iq's never sag.

asked by Stoopy on 2005-09-06 04:01:00 Okay Pete, my frendz and i think you are totally crispy to the max. how do you feel when you know that a bunch of teenage girls think you are the hottest guy that ever lived?

answered by pete on 2005-09-06 13:39:00 crispy sounds kind of insane.

asked by emily on 2005-09-06 00:14:00 pete, why exactly did patrick drob the H on his last name?

answered by pete on 2005-09-06 13:41:00 it wasn't getting along with the other letters.

asked by Olivia on 2005-09-08 22:37:00 So Pete and I went out to dinner at this awesome restaurant, when we got home I told him I was really in the mood and he agreed right away so we had hot sex on the floor in my living room.. when that was over we decided to go get some ice cream, thats when we ran into Patrick. we asked him if he wanted to come over to my house for a while and he said of course. we went to my house and we had an awesome threesome in my bed and in the bathtub. we went to the movies and saw Andy and Gerard(from MCR) there, so we all got hott in the last row of the theatre. it was wonderful.. then all the boys came over to my house for a party it was the best thing that could ever happen... Dreams are Wonderful!!

answered by peter on 2005-09-09 11:45:00 unpossible. patrick would never go in a bathtub that would make him not stinky.

asked by COREY on 2005-09-08 22:23:00 Alright Petey Wentz. My boy explain this guys with eyeliner? to make them look young? or to make them look like chicks?

answered by pete on 2005-09-09 11:46:00 to make you look sick and undead. i am gonna make an eyeliner just for guys called, guyliner

asked by Hayley S on 2005-09-08 21:40:00 Glass half empty or half full?

answered by peter on 2005-09-09 11:47:00 not thirsty.

asked by Cass-ee on 2005-09-09 19:37:00 Half of your fans make me want to puke. No, make that 3 quarters of your fans.

answered by pete on 2005-09-09 19:38:00 which part are you in?

asked by Kim on 2005-09-09 19:25:00 I wish I was awesome.

answered by peterpan on 2005-09-09 19:39:00 keep wishing. thats what andy did. and one day it happened.

asked by Katy on 2005-09-09 18:34:00 Hey Pete, Do you ever want to get married?		answered by peterpanda on 2005-09-09 19:43:00 yes, lets do it. i mean... er
asked by Amber on 2005-09-09 18:49:00 Do any of you guys have girlfriends/wifes? ANd How old are all of you? I Know you want to answer these questions.		answered by peterpanda on 2005-09-09 19:41:00 only babymommas.

asked by Rachel. on 2005-09-13 23:31:00 When writing the line "Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum," what were you thinking of? Were you by a mausoleum, or rather were you referring to the death of that relationship?

answered by pete on 2005-09-13 23:41:00 making out in graveyards was awesome to do in 2004. 2005 its back to movie theaters.

asked by Erin on 2005-09-13 23:09:00 Are you going to be okay?

answered by pete on 2005-09-13 23:42:00 "im not o- fucking - kay." ooops i mean yes.

asked by jacqueline on 2005-09-14 17:20:00 pete are you a peeping tom or something? you always have lyrics about watching people like im watching you two from the closet, stood on my roof i tried to see you, throught the keyhole i watched you dress

answered by pete on 2005-09-14 19:04:00 i prefer the term voyeour.

asked by Dani on 2005-09-14 23:38:00 Hello Pete! I learned the first part to Dance, Dance today on my bass! I was not very good. I forgot it already. :(

answered by peterpanda on 2005-09-14 23:52:00 me too

asked by kathryn on 2005-09-14 23:31:00 Pete. Shit son, I was driving back to school this evening on the highway and I was thinking about you and then I looked at my speedometer and I saw I was going 85. I just wanted to let you know that you affect my driving.

answered by pete on 2005-09-14 23:55:00 im not allowed to drive. they took away my license.

asked by dani on 2005-09-14 22:56:00 kay, so we got kanye and jigga duking it out, right. and kanyes packin heat but every pimp in brooklyns got jay-zs back. who wins? your call.

answered by pete on 2005-09-15 00:11:00 where is kanye packing heat? in his pink polo?

asked by pixiechick420 on Sep 17 2005 12:11AM My sister and I were talking the other night who Patrick reminded us of and we came to the conclusion that he looked like the Santa from "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". What is your opinion.

answered by peter on Sep 17 2005 12:29AM patrick reminds me of patrick. cause i knew him before he was this famous hottie with a body.

asked by The M on Sep 16 2005 11:41PM Does any of the other members of FOB see these questions or are you hiding them?

answered by peter on Sep 17 2005 12:31AM no they "doesn't".

asked by Elyse on Sep 21 2005 9:18PM Hey Pete i wanna go as patrick to a school dance soo i can get into alot cheaper and what should wear??(i am a chic soo yea) and i would go as you but i dont wanna cut off my hair ..lol

answered by peter on Sep 21 2005 10:15PM wait. why would that get you in cheaper?

asked by bassist-without-band on Sep 22 2005 10:25PM HEY PETE!!!! WHAT THE F&%K IS GOIN ON? WHAT DO U LIKE TO DRINK?

answered by peter on Sep 22 2005 10:34PM apple juice or chocolate milk.

asked by bob saget on Sep 22 2005 9:57PM I got to make out with my girlfriend in your music video. ;)

answered by peterpan on Sep 22 2005 10:41PM finally. we succeeded.

i was really bored and that should be the end of fall out boy and their amazing sense of humor

-caitlin

asked by Resa on 2005-04-12 17:31:00 now i know this is little to none of my business....i guess just curiosity is getting the best of me, but i was just wandering what the sexual prefernce of each member is. i dont care either way....just something that i was thinking about. yeah. kay.

answered by pete on 2005-04-14 20:58:00 joe likes italian beef sandwiches andy likes ryanne patrick likes anna pete likes patrick

asked by Mick on 2005-04-16 17:58:00 My name is Mick and where did you get the song title "tell that mick he had just made my list of things to do today"???		answered by pete on 2005-04-16 19:13:00 its about you. plain and simple.
asked by Brad on 2005-04-16 11:28:00 What is a "loaded god complex?"		answered by pete on 2005-04-16 16:32:00 its kind of a cross between a rabbit and a dog. but alittle bit less fierce and a little bit more hoppy.

asked by Kristin on 2005-04-19 17:05:00 Patrick is by far one of the hottest people i have ever seen! Do all the other guys in Fall Out Boy agree?? <3

answered by pete on 2005-04-19 17:23:00 we were all preprogrammed at the factory to lust after patrick the most as well

asked by Jaystone on 2005-04-18 20:35:00 Cubs or Sox?

answered by pete on 2005-04-19 18:08:00 sports are for jocks

asked by kaz on 2005-04-19 20:14:00 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?

answered by pete on 2005-04-19 20:53:00 harry potter on paper- l.o.r. on dvd. though i gotta say hermione knows all the spells.

asked by Victoria on 2005-04-20 18:56:00 Do you tell "all the girls" you love them?

answered by pete on 2005-04-20 19:07:00 nah i forgot to. will you tell them for me?

asked by john on 2005-04-20 02:40:00 pete, people have been asking some pretty good quetions, some that i also would like to know the answers for too. so if you guys are going to have this cool idea of asking the band a question, maybe you should actually attempt to answer them instead of trying to be funny.

answered by pete on 2005-04-20 19:17:00 dear john, you see. when we are too serious people complain that we should loosen up. when we act like ourselves people think we are ugly and should shave and take a shower. when we pretty ourselves up people call us superficial. when we write heavy songs people say they want more screaming. when we scream alot onstage people say that they want us to be more melodic. when we give low fives people say they wanted high fives... we have realized that we cannot possibly please everyone as a band, so we have decided that we will just be ourselves and the people that like us will and the people that don;t won't. for the most part we get asked questions that could be answered if you read our bio or looked at a FAQ page. the other questions are almost always: "patrick how do you sing so good", "will you play in my basement", or "pete can we have a million babies". these get old fast for both us and you. for the most part our lyrics are pretty serious and as is the directors cut- cut us some slack for trying to be light hearted. in conclusion, in the future we'll try to answer a question or two seriously. or maybe not.

asked by kyra on 2005-04-21 16:51:00 what does patrick look like without a hat?

answered by pete on 2005-04-21 17:28:00 him and joe look exactly the same. thats why he wears the hat so I can tell them apart on stage.

asked by Sarah on 2005-04-21 10:38:00 when you were a local (chicago) band was it harder to get played on the radio then it is now(being backed by island)?

answered by pete on 2005-04-21 17:31:00 radio really doesn't play us much at all, i am guessing there are just too many good 50cent songs to play.

asked by Dan on 2005-04-20 22:06:00 Whats it like to know that at one of your shows for most of the songs, all you have to do is sing the first line of each/verse/chorus and the crowd could do the rest on its own?

answered by pete on 2005-04-21 17:38:00 its kind of like when dr. frankenstein made the monster and then it went out and... wait this analogy sucks. i'm sorry. i like it when you sing. you have pretty voices.

asked by Becky on 2005-04-20 19:47:00 the weird kid behind me in math has a crush on me. what do i do?

answered by pete on 2005-04-21 17:43:00 stop going to math class. or eat alot of beans and fart a bunch. nobody likes a smelly kid, except patrick.

asked by Lauren on 2005-04-21 19:56:00 thanks for saying that you hate me...maybe i should give away the ticket i bought for your show on the 28th...how do you feel about losing a fan?

answered by pete on 2005-04-21 20:32:00 oh shut up. i was kidding. im only internet joking with you. you know i love you in real life.

*HUGS**

asked by Veronica on 2005-04-22 01:33:00 what is all of your middle names?

answered by pete on 2005-04-22 19:11:00 peter lewis kingston wentz patrick martin stumph joe the dude trohman andrew john hurley

asked by Virginia on 2005-04-27 20:12:00 Did you wear a sweatshirt on stage just so you could take it off and make me want to la la?

answered by pete on 2005-04-27 23:08:00 i'll be your french maid.

asked by Josh on 2005-04-27 10:38:00 How excited are you for the Revenge of the Sith? And are you sad that the star wars movies are finished after Episode 3?

answered by pete on 2005-04-27 23:19:00 you know how when cartman gets excited he does that weird bounce and his mouth makes a triangle? yeah that's what i look like. me and joe are going on a date, we're gonna cross light sabers.

asked by Sugabooger520 on 2005-04-26 22:38:00 Michael Jackson. Guilty or Innocent?

answered by pete on 2005-04-27 23:24:00 he writes good songs, let him molest a kid or two.

asked by Kay on 2005-04-26 21:06:00 Cheese Its or Cheese Nips? :o

answered by pete on 2005-04-27 23:28:00 don't ever give me those fake ass nips, they taste like dusty, poopy cheese it rejects.

asked by brad on 2005-04-26 13:59:00 what do you do about a friend that talks about you behind your back but still gives you a place to stay when you run away from home?		answered by pete on 2005-04-27 23:37:00 write a record called "take this to your grave"
asked by Liz on 2005-04-26 16:20:00 so...whats it like to be a robot?		answered by pete on 2005-04-27 23:36:00 its cool. i have a baby robot and a robot family. i also have an emotion chip except sometimes i cry and get rusty. then my robot wife has to check the oil and all. no it's not really cool actually. this doesn't even make any sense?

asked by mirinda on 2005-04-26 16:13:00 i was at your show in boston the other day and patrick said that you guys ahted New York. Is this true? also, i met u guys after the set, great show! i gave patrick a hug and he said he smells, tell him he doesnt

answered by pete on 2005-04-27 23:38:00 listen i'm not gonna lie to him.

asked by Kenny on 2005-04-26 02:08:00 Pete, If my sister preorders the cd, will you give her pants back to her?

answered by pete on 2005-04-27 23:39:00 then what am i gonna sleep under in my cardboard box?

asked by shelby on 2005-04-28 20:07:00 my mom says you look like an escaped convict...have any good comebacks for her?!

answered by pete on 2005-04-29 18:44:00 tell her i had my way with many men in prison and that you have already given out your own home address

asked by lauren on 2005-04-28 06:38:00 why is it called ask fall out boy a question when pete is the only one answering. can i get like patrick to answer my question or something?

answered by patrick (no im just kidding its pete) on 2005-04-29 18:58:00 real answer: those guys dont go on the computer as much as me, patrick spends most of his time listening to music, writing songs and doing other things while i am addicted to the internet better answer: before we got beamed aboard the mothership i wrote all the songs and listened to all the cool music and patrick was the lame guy who sat on the internet all day and did nothing- but the aliens thought it would be a funny joke if they switched our brains. do you thnk it's funny?

asked by Sue and Shan on 2005-04-30 22:18:00 We figured it out. "Sophomore Slump" has no sexual innuendo in it. Boo and ya.

answered by pete on 2005-05-01 15:23:00 patrick says "just going down" is questionable.

asked by falloutgurl on 2005-04-30 02:03:00 peanutbutter & bannanas get it right guys :)

answered by pete on 2005-05-01 15:37:00 this shit is B A N A NN A S!

asked by CHRIStopher on 2005-05-01 19:30:00 i have an almost serious question. In Sugar, We re going down... theres a line that says: Oh, dont mind me. Im watching you two from the closet Wishing to be the friction in his jeans-- but when you listen to the cd it says (YOUR jeans) so was that changed because island didnt want you to come off as gay or just cuz you guys felt gay singing it?

answered by pete on 2005-05-01 20:19:00 dont you think "his" jeans is gayer than "your" jeans. we did. so thats why we made it "his"

asked by Gene on 2005-05-01 16:45:00 Pete, how come Patrick seems like hes losing hair, and how come it always seems like you have an abundence of hair? you better tell the robot makers to give patrick a new chip!		answered by pete on 2005-05-01 20:26:00 my hair chip sucks. total malfunction.
asked by watchingfromthekeyhole on 2005-05-01 17:26:00 i am offended that you refered to me as dude in the answer to my previous question. i am lacking a penis, care to provide me with one?		answered by pete on 2005-05-01 20:24:00 wow this question is obscenely hot. total fantasy material.

asked by HALEY on 2005-05-01 14:25:00 hey pete whos idea was it for the glammed out senior photo-like pics in the CD insert for From Under the Cork Tree?

answered by pete on 2005-05-01 20:37:00 our highschool guidance counselor

asked by Vin on 2005-05-02 01:35:00 If Andy stole all your milk and cookies, what would be the proper punishment? death, terrible disfigurement, or dirty rotten halitosis?

answered by pete on 2005-05-02 01:42:00 he's vegan so he likes granola, lettuce, and other crappy hippy stuff. not cool stuff like cookies and milk.

asked by NellysOnYourStereo on 2005-05-02 01:12:00 for RTB:2 will you again be excepting random hilarous footage from people? I didnt send any last time.. but we have some that is in the makes, dealing with a lama and a four-wheeler.. hopefully.

answered by pete on 2005-05-02 01:43:00 wahahaha. if you get a lama and a4wheeler together. i promise you it will make it.

asked by trashy_polaroid on 2005-05-02 01:49:00 do canadians have accents? or is the the americans that have the accent?

answered by pete on 2005-05-02 02:31:00 canadians are americans. we all live on this awesome continent called North America.

asked by kyra on 2005-05-02 21:28:00 how do you pick which questions you want to answer?

answered by pete on 2005-05-03 02:10:00 i look for the dumbest one and i say "hey you come over here"

asked by poncho on 2005-05-02 20:17:00 If you had a pet duck, what would you name it?

answered by pete on 2005-05-03 02:15:00 sir quacks-a-lot

asked by Dylan on 2005-05-02 15:36:00 Pete, how do you feel about guys names for girls? like dylan for instance, which is my name and im a girl.. some people think its silly

answered by pete on 2005-05-03 02:25:00 its hot. "some people" are fucking idiots

asked by xSuperbeatx on 2005-05-03 01:49:00 Some guy told me that the bad thing about going to fob shows is that Petes buldge always sticks out in his girl pants... what should i tell this person?

answered by pete on 2005-05-03 02:30:00 tell him for not being into the bulge, he certainly talks about it way too much. but in the mean time i will take a couple of the socks out.

asked by nicole on 2005-05-03 01:06:00 can i adopt u and be your legal new jersey mom?

answered by pete on 2005-05-03 02:30:00 uh how wierd would it be if i had like a 14 yearold mom?

asked by kt on 2005-05-04 20:37:00 is joe the only one who likes star wars or do all of you. cause every entry hes like ever written star wars has been in it. and he doesnt write that many entries.

answered by pete on 2005-05-04 20:44:00 he's only allowed to write about starwars. george lucas has to approve all of his entries. thats why there are so few.

asked by samsonite on 2005-05-04 19:18:00 when you come to kansas city would you guys wanna hang out? we could go to IHOP. just so you know...we are legal, promise.

answered by pete on 2005-05-04 20:51:00 i wasn't sure you had to be a certain age to eat pancakes.

asked by Kelly on 2005-05-04 18:38:00 When I met you guys at Looney Tunes, you actually looked and sounded real. I am curious to know who makes the skin to cover your robotic interiors, and who does the voices. Oh and by the way, I apologize for all of Long Island when they did not clap for Andys good looks. I was the only one who screamed and i am damn proud of it. New York loves you Andy.

answered by pete on 2005-05-04 20:53:00 it took most of the money we had budgeted for our record and massive plastic surgery to get andy looking that good. come on ladies, he's pretty easy on the eyes.

asked by m. anne (not man) on 2005-05-04 18:35:00 so say your walking down the street and you see a girl u think is attractive, which would u rather her do?.... freak out and run up screaming "OMG YOUR FROM FALL OUT BOY! I LOVE YOU!!!" or.... act like its not a big deal that your in the band and is just like "hey, whats up." ??

answered by pete on 2005-05-04 20:54:00 i'd rather just walk by, i am shy. pretty girls make me nervous.

asked by Douche Bag on 2005-05-04 18:02:00 What was Track One called before your lawyer made you change it before you got sued?

answered by pete on 2005-05-04 20:57:00 dear douchebag, it was called "my name is david ruffin and these are the temptations". sincerely, scrotum sack

asked by ezra on 2005-05-04 17:26:00 how do u crazy bastards make/detonate those flaming tennis balls

answered by pete on 2005-05-04 20:59:00 strike anywhere matches + your little brother = fun

asked by Eric E on 2005-05-04 17:14:00 who got hurt the most from when you van crashed and when are you comming back to raleigh nc

answered by pete on 2005-05-04 21:00:00 our van

asked by kristin on 2005-05-04 13:26:00 ok so #1 you guys need to come to panama city...crappy yes(im from cali), but we need a good show out here. #2 does patrick want to only sing? because my husband is an amazing guitarist........

answered by pete on 2005-05-04 21:10:00 my husband (patrick) is an amazing guitarist too.

asked by drewbert on 2005-05-04 23:59:00 why is it when people stage dive during your show it pisses people off, yet when you guys dive in we all piss ourselves and wanna touch your hair?

answered by pete on 2005-05-05 00:13:00 don't touch my hair, i dont take showers.

asked by Susanna on 2005-05-04 23:43:00 Dear Pete, How come you are the only one that updates on your site? Do you enjoy doing it or do you just do it for the heck of it? PS: your answers are great!!!

answered by pete on 2005-05-05 00:36:00 i hate doing it but patrick has me chained to the table and the internet plugs directly into my brain. they only feed me if i make a certain amount of updates.

asked by FoRtHeScArSaNdStOrIeS on 2005-05-04 23:34:00 I just turned 19. Can I have a pocket size Joe Trohman for my birthday?

answered by pete on 2005-05-05 00:37:00 we couldn't get the afro shrunk down. so we will not be offering a pocket sized joe model.

asked by Tanya on 2005-05-05 11:43:00 Have you tried lime with coke?

answered by pete on 2005-05-05 14:53:00 we don't mix our coke with other drugs. it makes us nervous.

asked by betty glassware on 2005-05-05 01:49:00 writing or breathing

answered by peter on 2005-05-05 15:02:00 breathing by default. because i have never gotten "breather's block"

asked by armycinnamon32 on 2005-05-05 16:34:00 If you were my "bubba", who would you be?

answered by peter on 2005-05-05 17:33:00 i was such a fat baby, my parents called me "little bubba" for a bunch of years.

asked by ana banana on 2005-05-05 16:01:00 how come in your new album(all my friends have it)and well half of them have Youre concrete boy blah blah blah and the other half including me have get busy living or get busy dieing.

answered by peter on 2005-05-05 17:43:00 because people who DOWNLOADED it got it before the name was changed. people who BOUGHT it all got "get busy living".

asked by Maryann on 2005-05-09 20:29:00 Peter, when i saw you at the continental way long ago we took a picture and you asked if i hated you. then i got on the subway and threw up. just letting you know that i didnt stand close because i was sick/your boyish good looks made me nervous. can we please take another picture soon so i dont look like im about to vomit this time?

answered by peter on 2005-05-09 20:54:00 aw. vomit means we're in love.

asked by falloutgurl340 on 2005-05-09 19:30:00 Who is sexier, you or Patrick? By the way, come to Madisonville!! It sux here!

answered by peter on 2005-05-09 20:57:00 patrick by a hair. second part- thats like when someone says "wow my shoes smell like shit.... smell them"

asked by Sammi on 2005-05-10 19:23:00 So the other day, a friend and I came up with this great idea to skip down the street in Sombreros while wrapped in a mexican rug/blanket type of things asking for a ride back to mexico. The only problem is we need a 3rd person to our group and were wondering if you would like to be part of it.

answered by pete on 2005-05-10 19:55:00 count me in. brah.

asked by jen on 2005-05-10 19:02:00 pete..i have to write a 10 page research paper and i only have a few days to do it! what should i write it on?

answered by pete on 2005-05-10 19:57:00 procrastination

asked by Heather L. or Punkie on 2005-05-10 18:03:00 Pete I know you answer all of the questions but this one is for Patrick:) Do you have a girlfriend? if not who would you want to be your gf or do you have a crush. I Love You Some Much Patrick I Think Your Sexy!!!!!!!!! PLz Respond

answered by pete on 2005-05-10 20:08:00 i mailed him this question in the mail. i sent it by horse carriage, it should take a fortnight for his response in this weather. but by god he is an honorable chum and can be expected to respond by post with due speed.

asked by Ashley on 2005-05-10 17:12:00 i was looking at the last issue of AP and joe looks like he just got beat up? why is that?

answered by pete on 2005-05-10 20:12:00 he said one too many smartass things to me and patrick and we took him out in the alley. the ahhhhhllley.

asked by kris on 2005-05-10 16:40:00 why hello pete,being as your the only one who seems to answer the questions,here is my question,are the other members too lazy to answer the quesions, or are they just not as funny as you appear to be?also why do girls always correct guys grammer? editied by my girlfriend!!who can spell better than me!

answered by pete on 2005-05-10 20:16:00 i get paid by the minute to sit on the internet. she should have further "editied" it. but i still love you. hey kris.

asked by Kaitlyn on 2005-05-10 21:45:00 Hey so I have a serous question. I cut. I have cuts all over my arms. My parents found out once and they got me help but then I started again this year. High school is way too much pressure for me and my friends are dicks.(My "best friend" always flirts with guys as soon as she finds out I like them) PLEASE help me and have you ever been really deppressed too? Its gotten so bad that I tried to kill myself this year many times. please help.

answered by pete on 2005-05-10 22:53:00 no joking on this one. you need to find someone you can talk to. highschool is a ton of pressure but trust me- who you are in highschool is not who you are forever. highschool was miserable for me- i got called a fag and beat up alot and definitely thought about killing myself- im glad i didn't. if your friends act like that, then they aren't friends. you need to love yourself before anyone else can or will. please get help.

asked by Squirt on 2005-05-11 02:05:00 Swimming with a suit or naked?

answered by peter on 2005-05-11 02:54:00 swimming suits are for babies and grandmas. you show me yours and ill show you mine.

asked by ikissntell on 2005-05-11 01:50:00 fake tans (ie. tanning beds or mystic tans) in or out in 05?

answered by peter on 2005-05-11 02:55:00 babydoll, fake tans went out with jncos and visors. if i want something orange, ill get some soda- wanta fanta?

asked by Quaker on 2005-05-11 20:17:00 What does the lick the fingers and salute thing mean? Just curious.

answered by pete on 2005-05-12 03:28:00 viva la revolucion. more messages to follow. pay attention.

asked by Kate on 2005-05-11 20:08:00 Pete what does it feel like to be the hottest guy of the best band in the world?

answered by pete on 2005-05-12 03:28:00 ill ask joe. actually, he says we're not the best band but his hotness definitely makes up for it.

asked by suffocateher on 2005-05-11 19:26:00 Back or front clasp bras?

answered by pete on 2005-05-12 03:30:00 back, dont try to pull that tricky front clasp stuff on me.

asked by Lindsay on 2005-05-12 16:49:00 girls that actually like star wars. ...in or out in 2005? ps. come back and play in detroit, we really do love you here, so much we make your equipment unsafe and make you stop playing.

answered by pete on 2005-05-12 18:07:00 girls that like starwars never go out of style

asked by Kayleigh DANCExDANCE on 2005-05-14 14:59:00 Pete- Your completely orgasmic..gorgeous.. and i love you. I was wondering if you were on a deserted island.. what 3 things would you bring?

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 15:46:00 patrick, joe and andy- they are my favorite things.

asked by skipper on 2005-05-14 14:24:00 who would you pick to be friends with? ashlee simpson or a randon chick walking down the street that compliments the hole in your pants?

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 15:52:00 let's all be friends and then you guys can both make fun of the hole in my pants.

asked by alex on 2005-05-14 07:58:00 how some you write all the words to the songs but patrick sings them?? i thought that was kinda odd...

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 16:06:00 we are odd. it's because when we were babies they switched me and patricks brain and then they put a baboon heart in my chest.

asked by patron saint on 2005-05-14 02:13:00 Im convinced you need your own show, like Loveline or a talk show or something. If you were approached to do a show would you? I think youd give hilarious answers.

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 16:10:00 patrick would definitely have to be my dr. drew. he wears glasses, that means he must be smart right?

asked by LorN on 2005-05-13 19:34:00 hey peter!! if u or william ever need help getting those hott girls pants or tight shirts off im here.

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 16:34:00 thanks, but i handle his shirts and he handles my pants. then we switch.

asked by Krissy on 2005-05-13 19:33:00 if you were a girl would you be up for bikini waxing or not? by the way your wicked gorgeous.

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 16:35:00 i'm a boy and i am definitely up for it.

asked by Sweaty Netty on 2005-05-14 19:42:00 Would farting put you off a girl? so many guys say it would, but I think thats pretty sexist. EVERYONE

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 20:08:00 girls dont poop. i dont believe it. only flowers come out.

asked by Sierra on 2005-05-14 18:27:00 how excited are you for the new harry potter book?

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 20:13:00 duh. yes.

asked by Nicole on 2005-05-14 20:08:00 hey pete, since fob is getting more and more attention, do you ever think you will have security/bodyguards when you go out to meet fans and hang out before/after shows? bc that is no fun for us!

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 20:18:00 we're gonna skip the bodyguard step and go right to the helicopter. we will be airlifted over everyone- also we're gonna have a gunner on board so if you get in the way- hes just gonna waste you with bullets. "heey andy, can i get a...." dead. besides we don't need a body guard andy is going back on steroids.

asked by kevin on 2005-05-14 17:37:00 HA! i got it, the song with no sexual lyric in it is tyhe first song, our lawyer made us blah blah. awesome song too =>

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 20:19:00 "we're good friends only when youre on your knees"

asked by BEEECKY on 2005-05-14 17:33:00 pete does patrick have a complex about his hair or something because he never takes his hat off. thanks.

answered by pete on 2005-05-14 20:20:00 it's attached to his head. what a shame. keep buying our cd so we can pay for the operation.

asked by Jared on 2005-05-15 01:10:00 where, and who to did the guys lose their virginty?

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 14:12:00 hahahahahahahaha. jesus.

asked by tory on 2005-05-14 23:20:00 the song with no sexual lyric: nobody puts baby in the corner.

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 14:27:00 judges? "nothing comes as easy as you"- "can i lay in your bed all day"

asked by Tony on 2005-05-14 23:01:00 Best piece of literature youve ever read? and... tell patrick he fucking rocks. he doesnt get enough positive attention on here for getting the kickass guy he is.

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 14:31:00 the best piece of literature i ever read was this torn up zine about 3 years ago- its called "go on, get left at an altar"- absolutely amazing. trust me patrick gets alot of positive attention. we make a trophy for him every night at a show and then we sing "you are the champion of the world" when he walks onto the bus.

asked by Sexy Mexy on 2005-05-14 22:13:00 Push-up bras: in or out in 2005?

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 14:35:00 out. work with what you got.

asked by Heather ^_^ on 2005-05-14 22:39:00 I think I found the innuendo free song. "Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year", am I right?

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 14:36:00 patrick says "or are we just going down" is technically sexual.

asked by Fireyone01 on 2005-05-15 18:05:00 Get busy living or get busy dying - Is the innuendo free song. But then theres - Ive got a dark alley and a bad idea.. but the just friends part can be seen as an innuendo, so I go with my first answer. Is it right or am i wrong twice?

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 18:07:00 "tell me you like boys like me better in the dark lying on top of you" "im falling apart to songs about HIPS and hearts"

asked by Sarah-Jane on 2005-05-15 17:22:00 its my birthday today and to be honest i miss the feeling of being excited about birthdays like when i was younger. my question is: whats the thing you miss most about being a "kid".

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 18:09:00 being carefree. not knowing what regret was.

asked by LaurenBrannin on 2005-05-15 17:07:00 Hey Peterpants. How come every time my bestest friend Anna puts you on our team in Oregon Trail, you die? Last time you drowned while we were trying to ford the river. It makes us very very sad. We cried like, ten times. Do you any suggestions for how we can keep you alive?

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 18:13:00 we had to do like a simulated version of oregon trail called wagons west when i was in fourth grade with mr. kemp- and everyone in the class got married and had a family except me and andrew corcoran had to be cousins and he kept trying to give me hugs. we died in the winter anyway, i can't say anything about it though. andrew kind of made me want to be dead.

asked by Meg on 2005-05-15 16:47:00 so are you just trying to make us go crazy by saying theres a song with no sexual innuendo? cause you know we are all trying to figure out which one it is, but you know that there really isnt one.

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 18:15:00 i think there are two

asked by Lindsay on 2005-05-15 16:34:00 Is the song without a sexual reference Ive Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth?

answered by pete on 2005-05-15 18:16:00 "kisses on the necks of just friends" kinda sexy dont you think. like if my friend was say william beckett that would be really sexy.

asked by Kat on 2005-05-23 17:06:00 Hey Pete,Your birthday is coming up.Any thing you want as a present?

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:05:00 your smile.

asked by Kirsten on 2005-05-23 15:19:00 Dear Peter Wentz, The song without the innuendo is "I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me." You are not allowed to count the title as an innuendo because it is a blatant reference to sex, not a beat-around-the-bush hint at it. Also, how do you expect to get a girlfriend? What girl in her right mind would ever kiss your mouth after seeing all the stuff you put in it? I sure hope you brush your teeth real well.

answered by peter on 2005-05-24 00:08:00 dear you, true about the song. i'm (not) too into girls. and i brush my teeth every four seconds because i am neurotic and miserable.

asked by mary on 2005-05-23 12:38:00 am i a huge ass nerd for seeing star wars twice this weekend?

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:11:00 ive seen it five time already. so you're like a bit lower on the nerd scale then me but i'm nice so we can still hang out.

asked by Stacey on 2005-05-23 01:16:00 What do you think of David from Simple Plan?

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:16:00 he is hot.

asked by Nicole on 2005-05-21 22:12:00 Do you think its strange or ironic that in the current Rolling Stone, FOB is featured on a page with the Backstreet Boys?

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:25:00 yeah it must feel real strange for them.

asked by Heather on 2005-05-21 21:00:00 Pete, did you see Episode III opening night? I,being a female, felt out numbered. If girls who like star wars are always in, how come most guys there tried to act like they were god and so much better than me? If you lived here would you go see it with me and make me feel better?

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:26:00 because boys are just generally stupid. i apologize for all of us.

asked by Heather on 2005-05-21 18:27:00 alright, so since my friend Ali and I are going to a few warped shows this summer, we thought it would be awesome if we made you all shirts just for shits and giggles. so if we made a shirt for you that says " I Slept With Girls From Pittsburgh and All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt." would you wear it? or just throw it somewhere and forget?

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:27:00 are we gonna sleep together first? im awesome at slumber parties. i don't snore and i wear cute pjs

asked by Kristy on 2005-05-21 11:59:00 hey pete in the DVD "release the bats" you know when Dirty got thrown down the stairs....i think i saw members of TBS in the back....is this true or am i seeing things...

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:33:00 eddie from taking back sunday threw him down the stairs.

asked by vanessa on 2005-05-20 22:21:00 Pete, how do you feel about people getting the bartskull tattoo? Or, finding good pictures of your tattoos and using the same ones to put on their own bodies?

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:38:00 the bartskull means something to me and there are alot of people i have talked to who have felt similiar things. i think its great. i mean i got nightmare before xmas tattoos and so do 80 million other idiots. its all about what it means to you. fuck everyone else.

asked by britt on 2005-05-20 18:21:00 pete the song *ive got a dark alley* yeah the lyrics go kisses on the neck of best friends... not just friends .... :)

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:40:00 nope sorry. thats what it sounds like but read the lyrics. i wrote them, trust me on this one.

asked by girl who actually likes starwars. on 2005-05-20 16:16:00 did you cry at all during star wars?

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 00:41:00 no but the girl next to me did and i told her i wanted to marry her cause thats awesome.

asked by abbey on 2005-05-24 08:03:00 HiHi, Me and my friends gave Patrick a Harry Potter scarf to give to you on the last night of the UK tour. Did he give you the scarf? x

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 14:46:00 no i will fight him tonight

asked by emily on 2005-05-24 17:37:00 who started wearing womens jeans first? i love you guys.

answered by pete on 2005-05-24 19:49:00 i'm guessing some girl did

asked by Mere on 2005-05-25 04:16:00 Deerboy is so sexy. I want to grab him by the antlers and mount him against my wall. Who is he and can I get his number?

answered by pete on 2005-05-25 13:27:00 hahaha. mount him.

asked by ben on 2005-05-26 17:59:00 Someone on a fall out boy group on Myspace is saying patrick has a myspace profile.But everyone is saying its fake becuse you dont even have one and you would be the first one to have one.So is it true that Patrick has one or is the profile just dead fake.

answered by pete on 2005-05-26 18:46:00 patrick does not have a myspace profile. he thinks the internet is the name of a taking back sunday song.

asked by AURightOn on 2005-05-26 15:21:00 Weezer is my favorite band of all time, but Rivers can be kind of a dick to the other band members. How do you guys avoid the pitfalls of this band becoming the sole property of one single member?

answered by pete on 2005-05-26 18:55:00 well, joe is the only human member of fob. the rest of us are robots, we don't even have feelings. cause if we did, when we got sad we would cry and rust.

asked by SUPERTICKY on 2005-05-29 17:11:00 THIS IS PROBABLY A QUESTION EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO BUT DID PETER GET CHARGED WITH KIDNAPPING AND MURDER CHARGES???

answered by pete on 2005-05-29 18:16:00 haha. wait what. kindapping but i had a couple bucks to fight the murder rap

asked by Ryan on 2005-05-29 18:33:00 what song off the new album do you think is the most emotional relating to your life??

answered by pete on 2005-05-29 18:49:00 the one everyone hates, "ive got a dark alley"

asked by Lauren on 2005-05-29 17:52:00 patrick has amazing lips...can i kiss them?

answered by pete on 2005-05-29 18:52:00 they look amazing but they are poisonous, how did you think i got too sick to make it to europe?

asked by amanda on 2005-05-29 01:54:00 Hey, why do yall pick those weird names for your songs like, "7 minutes in heaven"?????? i think its funny

answered by pete on 2005-05-29 18:55:00 because we love to make you laugh

asked by Rebecca on 2005-05-28 23:47:00 Ive noticed, patricks pronunciation is wayyy better on the new album! Did he have to work on that?

answered by pete on 2005-05-29 18:59:00 english as a second language classes definitely pay off in the end

asked by LEO on 2005-05-29 19:09:00 how am i supposed to date a girl that isnt allowed to date?

answered by joe on 2005-05-29 21:15:00 i think you answered your own question. clearly you pull the ol' switcharoo and have her sneak out at night and replace her bed with a sack of potatos and a recording that just plays weird al yankovic's "the white stuff". or you punch her dad and run. either way it doesnt matter.

asked by fall in me on 2005-05-29 02:38:00 text messaging... in or out in 2005?

answered by joe on 2005-05-29 21:23:00 in or out questions are just out in general. text messaging is for people who are afraid to talk on the phone. phones are for people who are afraid to talk in person. people are fuel for dragons.

asked by Matt on 2005-05-30 22:36:00 Joe, How sweet was the new star wars?

answered by joe on 2005-05-30 23:49:00 i need more thumbs to stick up. it was that good.

asked by Haley on 2005-05-30 22:14:00 why does joe have a weird accent?

answered by joe on 2005-05-30 23:49:00 what are you talking aboot?

asked by thisismyname on 2005-05-30 21:47:00 why is joe the man?

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 00:00:00 because after i was born, it was pronounced i was a boy, and following my circumcision and hospital stay, i was brought home, raised as a boy and grew up into a man. after i made my first billion, i invested it and made enough money to buy half the world, then scared the other half into handing over the remainder. so i own the world. hence why they called me "the man". you might have heard people referring to me on tv as "the man", like "the man's got me down". its because i own everyone's soul too.

asked by Billy on 2005-05-30 23:14:00 If i fill out a ton of these questionaires will any of them ever be answered?

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 00:01:00 oh fuck yea

asked by CRYING LIKE CRAZY on 2005-05-30 20:32:00 DID U ALL DIE..... the news paper that my friends got on line said u ALL died and im flipping out.... this better be a really really meeeeen joke they r playing on me cuz i havent been home since monday and they said u died on the 27 and then they gave me the print out of the paper and it had a pic of a car crash and body bags ahhhhh

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 00:02:00 being dead rules, i get all the free gold i want and tons of marshmellows

asked by mal on 2005-05-30 19:28:00 how is it that yoda hobbles around with that little cane but when it gets time to kick some ass he is like a friggin ninja?

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 00:06:00 he doesn't hobble. he moseys. he doesn't rush, he's patient. plus he was like 880 years old back then, so he probably needed to save his energy for the good stuff. and he doesn't fight like a ninja. id say more like a jedi. count it!

asked by Liz* on 2005-05-30 15:30:00 When you guys covered the song "Love Will Tear Us Apart", did you find that song from the movie Donnie Darko?

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 00:11:00 if by the movie donnie darko you mean the band joy division then yes, thats where we found it

asked by ash uh lee on 2005-05-30 14:20:00 Did the Pete robot finally get arount to teaching Joe how to use the internet, or did Peteypanda just pretend to be Joe?

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 00:13:00 pete took me to the wizard to ask for a new brain. this one has dsl. my last was 56k.

asked by doot on 2005-05-30 01:16:00 So, Joe, whats it like being the most drop dead sexy Jew around?

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 00:19:00 ya know, win some, loose some, make some dough, buy some tommy guns, rob a bank. thats whats its like.

asked by me em e on 2005-05-31 08:43:00 ok can we like not have any more *wars qz i have never seen any of them and i dont know how many they have or anything... joe my friends name is jeo is that like weird JEO is assbackwards

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 09:50:00 like totally! i really think its easier to type the word star than it is to type shift + 8 to create the *. it took me 10 minutes to figure out the first half of your question. i think your friends parents are dyslexic. love, eoj

asked by lilJ on 2005-05-31 02:16:00 i am saying this to be mean or hating but r yall gay i mean i have nothing toward gays but in some of the pic yall look like it and i didnt say this to be mean just wondering

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 10:05:00 i don't know if you're aware, but we put out a double cd a few years ago called Fall Out Boy-A User's Guide To The English Language/A User's Guide To Homophobia. you can buy it for 99 cents at earl's discount automart.

asked by Satan on 2005-05-31 01:22:00 Joe I want your soul! or an autograph from you on a naked picture of you at the beach wearing a penguin head!

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 10:09:00 satan is cool

asked by M on 2005-05-31 00:26:00 Joe, why do you only answer questions about Star Wars?

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 10:10:00 its all i know

asked by Rebecca on 2005-05-30 22:17:00 Im so excited that you answered the New Zealand question finally!!! that makes me happy :) Tell joe he is brilliant.

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 10:15:00 seriously, i was obsessed with kiwi birds for the later part of elementary school.

asked by the dude on 2005-05-27 09:07:00 how come in "tell that mick he made my list of things to do" you didnt add the stupid?

answered by joe on 2005-05-31 10:22:00 thats a fantastic question

asked by rachel on 2005-05-30 00:18:00 say i wanted to knit star wars socks for joe. a: would he wear/like them? b: how big would i have to knit them/what size shoe does joe wear? thank you <3

answered by joe not joe on 2005-05-31 10:29:00 a: yes b: size 10 c: thank you d: darth vader socks

asked by Jane-o on 2005-06-02 19:18:00 Does Atavan mean something special, or is it supposed to be Ativan, the anti-anxiety medication?

answered by fall out boy on 2005-06-03 20:28:00 its the antianxiety medication.

asked by Rebecca on 2005-06-03 19:26:00 Is Pete or Patrick married or do they have a girlfriend??

answered by fall out boy on 2005-06-03 22:48:00 they are married... to eachother and so are joe and andy. its just cheaper to only get two hotel rooms if you know what we mean.

asked by Rachel Stamps on 2005-06-03 23:37:00 ok i seriously wanna know the answer to this question: does Patrick have a girlfriend, and if not is he looking? Tell him i think he is the sexiest guy alive!!!

answered by fall out boy on 2005-06-04 04:39:00 Patrick as an awesome girlfriend and is not "looking". we think he is the sexiest guy alive too.

asked by Patrick Fantatrick on 2005-06-10 01:07:00 Hey guys im from the suburbs of Chicago too, my band just played a show at Mojoes Cafe in Orland Park recently, and i heard that you guys had played there before back in the day. Any truth to this?

answered by andybobandy on 2005-06-10 02:06:00 we did.

asked by travis on 2005-06-09 23:48:00 why dont patrick and andrew answer questions?

answered by pete on 2005-06-10 02:10:00 we have them hard at work on the question of whether i am gay or not... its taking them that long to find an answer.

asked by XXXOOO on 2005-06-09 17:44:00 how long did it take pat to grow is AWESOME side burns??/

answered by pete on 2005-06-10 02:16:00 patrick is a chia pet. it took me awhile to grow the burns.

asked by Deana on 2005-06-10 11:14:00 Pete, did you get your Vanilla Ice cd and birthday card?

answered by pete on 2005-06-10 14:02:00 holy shit. yes. thank you.

asked by word to yo mothaa on 2005-06-11 12:25:00 Dear Peter, i love you. and ur hot pants. from, beckaayy P.s. do u like the way i made this look like a real letter?

answered by pete on 2005-06-11 13:32:00 dear beckaayy, i love how you made this look like a real letter. do you want to get married? yours, peter

asked by linda on 2005-06-11 23:45:00 I’ve asked fall out boys 5 questions now and none of them has been answered, and don’t say because they are repeated questions because they weren’t. I don’t really give a crap if u guys have g/f or b/f, n if u thinks this is in or out ext….

answered by pete on 2005-06-12 14:10:00 haha. woah. animosity. we heart you, do not be angry. please take the "s" off of fob, it gets little patrick all worked up.

asked by impressedlikewhoapart1 on 2005-06-11 20:35:00 it is really hot out and last week i had mixed feelings about you guys playing on mtv because no one likes change

answered by pete on 2005-06-12 14:18:00 true. change is terrible and amazing. it always hurts.

asked by Alexxus on 2005-06-11 16:21:00 Your music stopped me from cutting my wrists. I love you. Especially Peter. I know its not a quesiotn, but I thought I would let you know how great an effect you have on me.

answered by peeeeter on 2005-06-12 14:32:00 thank you. we are glad you are still here.

asked by Lizzy on 2005-06-11 16:19:00 Soccer or Basketball?

answered by peterpanda on 2005-06-12 14:32:00 soccer. basketball is for geekfaces.

asked by sarahjane on 2005-06-11 15:04:00 amy lee of evanescence or gwen stefani.? why.?

answered by peter on 2005-06-12 14:59:00 gwen. cause she aint no hollaback girl

asked by LE on 2005-06-13 13:10:00 pete, you make an awesome dinosaur (RTB, yoshi) have you ever thought of leaving the band to rome free and be a dinosaur? oh and ps: no body can jump to other pages on the q$a site

answered by dino-bear-a-saurus on 2005-06-13 13:42:00 yes i have. land before time is in my top ten movies ever.

asked by kara on 2005-06-12 23:02:00 Does Patrick have a nickname? If so what is it?

answered by peter on 2005-06-13 14:09:00 rickster. von stump. sophmore strump. winchester snomp, lunchbox. cookie jar. healthbar. rick ta life. patty boy. dont ever call him these. they are mine.

asked by Jake the Snake on 2005-06-12 21:46:00 Pete, i was just wondering have you ever slept in an igloo?

answered by peter on 2005-06-13 14:11:00 i wish. build me one. ill sleep in it with some penguins.

asked by Ashley on 2005-06-12 17:29:00 Were you as shocked and saddened as I was to hear that Andrew McMahon from Something Corporate has cancer?

answered by peterpan on 2005-06-13 14:24:00 yes. i heard about it while we were in vegas. he is far too nice and talented of a guy to deserve this.

asked by pat on 2005-06-14 12:16:00 Wtf happened to you guys?? Sellouts. This new CD is awful, go back to the type of stuff on the old CD beacuse this new garbage is awful.

answered by pete on 2005-06-14 12:24:00 what does WTF mean? we're calling our next cd, "hot garbage" omg brb rofl ttyl

asked by hack on 2005-06-14 16:48:00 ok, i need some advice pete, my g/f told me she cheated so i dumped her (of course)...but now she is tryin to say it was a whole setup to see how much trust i have in her. Am I supposed to believe that?? And what should i do???.....P.S.(WTF means- what the fuck)

answered by peter on 2005-06-14 19:42:00 i would say that it probably wasn't a test, she was checking the water with her toe and now regrets it. besides anyone who feels the need to "test" you probably isn't the best match for you. ps. duh. we just have to mess around with people that hate us. we can't help it.

asked by Stephanie on 2005-06-14 15:29:00 are there any bands fob fights with? you know, like a 50 cent ja rule type of thing?

answered by pete on 2005-06-14 19:48:00 yeah... why else do you think my chemical romance wears bullet proof vests? cause we aim ourz gatz at they facez

asked by I Didnt Do It on 2005-06-14 19:59:00 Hypothetically asking, Ok, what if one day you woke up and Patrick was not there. Would you be worried?

answered by pete on 2005-06-14 20:05:00 it would make me want to disappear to wherever he was.

i was at one point happy today and that is all lost.  cristin has single handedly brought me lower then ever.  i have never felt so bad about my self or have so low self esteem as ever.  i was told that i wasnt good enough for neone to see that i am really unhealthy that my body should be my temple but i dont care about nething and i dont kno nething and i have been cursed at and verbally abused.  not that neone should worry if i commit suicide that all u have to do is look under my bed to find the killer.   this is one of the convos we had and it wasnt nice after being abused i calmed down not that ever stoped her.

Caitlin:did u get ur walkathon shirt

Cristin: yea *goes and puts it on*

Ca:wat size did u get?

Cr: large

Ca:o

Cr:y wat did u get?

Ca: med

Cr:y?

Ca: cuz thats wat fits

Cr: o i should have gotten a small if thats wat fits You

I am not enjoying living here this night so to calm myself down i wrote down wat i felt like

Everyday of my life I feel the ever bitting pain of your name
The stinging sensation of your words
And the discust I feel after you've torn me to pieces
I always feel alone because I'm never allowed to be myself
You have everyone wrapped around your finger
Tightly fused to your anguish
I'm to imperfect for your eyes to bear
I'm not fit or healthy or beautiful or kind
My body makes up for all the losses you have
And all the faults that I hide to showcase it on you
Does it really matter if my hair isn't shining with a glittering straight sparkle
Does it matter if i'm too fat to have a temple body you so richly yearn for
Does it matter that much to you that I would rather be loved for who I am not what I look like
I like the way I am and don't care if i'm not healthy or my body is not a "temple"
I just want to have the freedom to say my name proudly
Knowing
The person I see in a mirror standing in front of you
Was created by me
And has nothing to hide
Nothing but the heart she keeps hidden away for no one to see or open
My heart will be locked forever
I don't know how to love or be loved
Thats a chance I cant take
I seal this page with a salty tear.

_bye_